PSA: Please Hide Your Butt Cheeks

It’s time.

Time for a talk about your butt cheeks.

And I’m specifically talking to the women that are pushing the high waist low cut denim shorts trend forward.

Short shorts are great, but you don’t need to walk around with your butt cheeks hanging out.

For real. Ain’t no body go time for that!

When you do it means you’ve crossed over to the dark side of the classy vs trashy line.

Here we have a woman sporting the trend in question, but you’ll notice that her butt cheeks aren’t exposed.

All is right in the world.

Alert. Alert.

You are receiving butt cheek exposure!

There’s really no reason to do this. None.

And look, I’m all for the body and being free. If you feel showing a hint of but cheek is exciting, just commit and wear a bikini bottom everywhere you go. Go for it. You want the attention.

This concludes this butt cheek announcement.